Posted by
Mark B. on Tuesday, June 03, 2008 7:42:30 PM
Now that the 'pecking order' has become blatantly obvious to everyone, the party of 'Victimism' has been forced to confront the old adage -
"You can't (fill in the blank) all of the people all of the time." (I choose to fill in the blank with "make victims of " it is succinct and, to the point) And now the Lib heirarchy must explain the 'formula' they used to their masses and, their many sub-divisions, each one a certified "ism" in it's own right, should be Entertaining to conservatives at the very least!
Just because it was inevitable, or as the Absolutist Wing, better known as AW would call it, an 'Absolutism' doesn't make the event of crowning their king or the ensuing break-up of the party because of it, any less an 'Extravaganza' than had been anticipated by Right-minded people.
Beginning in November, November the Fifth to be exact the Democratic Party newly minted moniker will be the Democrat/ Liberal /Super-Liberal Party. The name change was demanded by the 'Alphabetic-ism Wing' one of the smaller, yet more powerful groups still found in the remnants of the Democratic Party when it was relized there wasn't much in the way of democratic doctrine being practiced by the party as a whole. Especially in this election year. Because the 'Alphabetic-ism Wing' is in charge of all acronyms the various campaigns will use in every election and, for every cause, everyone knows they are the 'real power players' of the party, the rank & file just did as they were commanded.
The 'African-Americanism/Affirmative Actionism Wing' (better known as AAAAW) finally at the top of the power rankings of the new party didn't dare cry foul with their sparkling new identity. Everyone had been on pins & needles because AAAAW usually cries foul at the drop of a hat and, has in the past even tried to turn a coin flip into a 'racial incident' but they sat silently when the acronyms were announced. Soon after however, many of the rank & file members went back to business as usual calling their opponent 'a typically racist white person' day after day, after day.
AAAAW had already determined We The People can not mention their presidential candidates name, especially his middle name, because they call it racially significant. It has also been deemed as racially motivated for We The People to mention their presidential candidates skin-color! The vast majority of We The People are not without sight, we know Barak Hussein Obama is black. So what's the problem?
But there was also the surprise benefit of the growing number of front men in the Jesse Jackson & Al Sharpton mold and, with men like Jerry Wright (among others) entering the fold, We can be sure we haven't heard the last claim of racism ever to be raised. Not yet. Not by a long shot. This makes AAAAW very happy even if they don't sound as if they are because there is money in the race game.
After all, if a black man named Barak Hussein Obama becomes POTUS. it will take new ideas like those of Rev Jerry to keep fanning the flames of racism & white guilt and, the cottage industry of AAAAW can continue unabated.
The expected meltdown of the Democratic Caucus is truly a sight to behold! Even the 'Abdicationist Caucus', a wing of the party known better for giving up their place in line to anyone who asks has this year somehow found themselves NOT LAST on the rungs of power! Though the implossion of the party may have started with the Abdication-ism Wing when they started calling themselves Appeasementists and, their caucus the 'Appeasement-ism Wing' without permission from the anagram guys of AW.
Though it was the Abdicationists candidate's public faux pas in a debate when he, Barak Hussein Obama, insisted he would meet 'without preconditions' any & all of the world's despots, the Nations enemies, the enemies of Democracy. Not so surprisingly, the 'dec;aration by the lacking in Foreign Policy Senator didn't even raise an eyebrow inside the boardrooms or on conference calls between the makers of the daily news, the Big Media Moguls. They had bigger fish to fry.
However, a compromise was reached and, the 'Abdicationist/Appeasement Wing' was born while the original members, the Abdicationists were granted a sub-charter as the 'Abdicationists Wondering Why We Wage War' or AWWWWW !
If somehow AWWWW manages to hold onto that second from the bottom rung on the ladder of power in the former Democratic Party, it will only be due to the fact that the 'Women Against An Afrocentric Anti-American Hopeful (WAAAAAH) engaged in racist tactics in South Carolina (or at least thats what AAAAW says) and, the bottom rung has been theirs ever since
And if WAAAAAH can't get the repsect they deserve from the 'old-boy' network when they put forward the 'smartest woman in the world' against a less than one term Senator, a novice, when will they get their deserved respect? Will it take the election of someone who at this very moment is an Illegal Alien before a woman ever reaches the top of the supposedly very Democratic Party? Will they ever get off the bottom of the barrell?
Some think it was the women who first recognized and, brought into public view the fact that there was actually no democracy going on inside the party. Thus at "Rulechange/Namechange Committee" meeting they were punished! The good ol' boys agreed the new name, WAAAAAH more closely reflected what the former Feminist Wing & it's leader Hillary, stood for.
And oh yeah, the guys also voted unanimously to make two more rules changes that resulted in some fuzzy math entering into the equation and, being used against WAAAAAH's would be nominee. And once again a decree was issued that went beyond the standard press release of "She should drop out" to...
"The woman candidate will now sit down & be quiet. This isn't a job for girls." Or something along those lines.
From the point when all of the 'isms'the disintegrating party went to battle with each other, Republicans everywhere rejoiced. But now it is time for the women of the Democratic Party to make the hard decision.
Are they actually Full Partners in their party and, if not are they more Stepford Wife or Rosie The Riveter types of women? Do they have what it takes to make the move and, to finally partner-up with people who believe in partnerships?
I would bet a good number of the women who finally have been told, been shown the truth about the Sexism that runs rampant in their(?) party would actually split about 50/50 moderates to conservatives if they entered into a true merit based system. One in which an honest and, trustworthy partnership with the rest of the party exists.
But should any of these women decide they need a change they should first ask themselves if they believe that being a woman should give them an advantage over anybody else. Because if they do, they would actually be better off staying with the Democrats. They should also not worry too much, their turn will come someday. Some century.